Team Zissou, official unofficial home of Team Zissou!

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How can we help? Here are our Frequently Asked Questions (and even a few answers)

Who are we?

We started site in 2004 as soon as we had seen and fallen in love with the film, we are actually making documentary's and all (if any) profit from this site towards good things. We are based in the UK, read a little bit more about us here

Our plan goes like this..


What size top should I order?

This is a tough one as we sell all over the world in different sizes we can't really give a straight answer, have look in the shop to see measurements etc. Our experience is that the tops tend to be a little on the tight size (or is it just that we like biscuits too much).. if in doubt order a size larger.


What did the fish say when it swam into the wall?



I have a problem with my top, what do I do?

All our tops are printed and sent by spreadshirt. They are a brilliant company and do a great job of dealing with any problems you may have, so send them an email (you should have the details on your order confirmation email).. Its worth noting that when it comes to sorting problems with clothing we are next to useless, but as SPreadshirt are so good..its very rarely a problem.


How long will my hat take to arrive?

Your hat gets posted by first class airmail from the UK, we send the hats every couple of days. This means that your hat should be with you in somewhere between 7-14 days, every so often they take a bit longer.

Its a shame, but due to the fact that international tracking post or faster courier services are more expensive than the hats them selves we don't offer express services.


What is the meaning of life?

This one is a little bit harder to answer, I think its about leaving the world a better place than you found it, finding somebody to love and being content.. I'm not certain, but I think Steve would agree with us... all answers to the question gratefully received!


What kind of bee makes milk?

A boobie!


How do I contact you?

If you do have real problems or something exciting to say then we love to hear from you, send us an email to


So what's the plan next?

I'm going to go on an overnight drunk, and in 10 days I'm going to set out to find the shark that ate my friend and destroy it.

I'm going to find it and I'm going to destroy it. Possibly with dynamite.



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