Man departing for work sees council employee in white suit entering
flat in morning with his wife .
Returns later in evening only to find his wife in bed and the man
naked in the ward robe
Ah Ha says the husband to the man , who are you and what are you
Well says the man , I am from the Council Pest Control Section and
investigating this vicious outbreak of Moths in the area ( Scrabbling
for his white suit)
No No I dont believe that for one moment says the husband come clean
who are you and what are you doing you cad !!
Honest Guv , says the man from the Council , Pest control I am here
to investigate this vicious outbreak of moths .
Hmmmmmmmmm Says the husband . How do you explain your lack of cloths
The man looks down and replies " The Buggers"
A Dentist is working late when he hears a noise in his waiting room.
He goes out and there is a man sat reading a 200 year old copy of readers
"Can I help you ?" says the dentist
"I'm not sure" says the man " I think I'm a moth"
The dentist is quite obviously puzzled and says
"I think you need a psychiatrist. I'm a dentist I don't think I can help"
"Your right " says the man and gets up to leave whereupon the dentist says
"Why did you come in here?"
To which he gets the reply
(wait for it)
(it's worth it)
"The light was on"
"People protect what they love."
- Jacques-Yves Cousteau